|A cover of the original novel.|
So our narrative begins with a great riddle to do with an axe and incase you were wondering I'm not going into great detail because I want you to actually watch the movie. Next we meet our hero David Wong who, while looking like a more attractive Tobey Maguire, does not look very asian at all... and they actually address it in the movie.
|Note the not asian-ness.|
|I wrapped it in Old Testament.|
We are also treated to a driving dog and 3D glasses that let you see into another world. Also the practical effects were great, the CGI at points was not the greatest, but it was far outnumbered by the practical stuff. I was also introduced to a new and worst form of death called arachnicide. I am now going to leave you with two quotes from the movie: "It may not kill him, but it will sure fuck his shit up" and "If Franz Kafka was here his head would explode."
|Makes me want to take up welding.|
When this movie comes out in theatres GO SEE IT. Also Paul Giamatti is in it, so you know it's legit. Watch the trailer if you don't believe me, just know it's so much better than the trailer.