Tuesday 5 November 2013

And Hallowe'en Came to an End (Been Blogging for 2 Years)

Jack o lanterns, they just get better with age.
Well it's a few days late, but the most wonderful time of the year has come to an end. And somehow over the past two years I've had over 9000 clicks on this here blog. Wondering why I wasn't posting on Hallowe'en? That's because I was busy watching women strip whilst dousing themselves in blood. Yes, I went to the Bloody Betty Black Mass, of course a few movies were watched prior to the 9pm show (Addams Family and Trick 'r Treat if you were wondering) as well as the completion of my pumpkin carving task and getting my costume prepped and ready. Now you can read on for photos of my pumpkins, an assessment of the Bloody Betty show and my annual list of all the horror movies I've watched.

And here are the pumpkin pictures as promised:
I think their's something wrong with me guys.

Is there something on my face?
Now unfortunately I am a terrible person when it comes to bringing my camera places and actually remembering to take pictures so photos of my Hallowe'en costume are seriously lacking. I will tell you who I went as though, Lola from The Loved Ones. Unfortunately no one at the Bloody Betty show was able to figure that out... Speaking of the Bloody Betty show I should probably give you the lowdown on how that went down.
This is the only picture I have thus far.
The show took place at a bar called The Cobalt, which has a nudity license. Now I found that the nudity license actually lessened the show because many of the dancers just got naked instead of creating a more interesting routine, seeing your panini isn't as interesting as it would have been to see you construct a wig that made it seem like you were scalping yourself onstage. I'd say that my favourite performances of the night were done by Missy Anne and Bloody Betty herself. Missy's was an innovative Egyptian cat dance and my favourite of Betty's was her Night Prowler routine. There was also a cool satanist routine, but I can't for the life of me remember what the dancer's name is. There was a voodoo style dance as well that involved a snake, but the entire time I was really worried the snake would get dropped or stepped on so I was distracted through that one.

The show was definitely intense, intense enough that I ended up fainting part way through, I think it was from the fumes from the black spray dye I used on my hair. I even hit my head on the floor, it's still a little tender. That's a pretty ample excuse for not remembering everything about the show right? From what I remember I preferred the Kitty Frights show, probably due to the lack of vertical smiles being shown.

And finally of course is this years updated list of horror movies I remember having seen:

-Zombieland
-Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
-The Host
-My Bloody Valentine (2009)
-Jeepers Creepers
-Fright Night
-Fido
-Night of the Living Dead (original)
-The Evil Dead
-Evil Dead 2
-Army of Darkness
-My Name is Bruce
-Darkness Falls
-Ghostship
-The Orphanage
-The Ring
-The Grudge
-Pet Semetary
-Carrie
-Thinner
-The Hills Have Eyes
-Cabin Fever
-Dawn of the Dead (2004)
-Land of the Dead
-Shaun of the Dead
-Poltergeist
-The Exorcist
-Zombie Strippers
-Return to Salem's Lot
-Return of the Living Dead
-The Lost Boys
-American Werewolf in London
-Shadow of the Vampire
-Dusk til Dawn
-Planet Terror
-The Quartermass Experiment
-The Omen (remake)
-Misery
-Halloween 2
-Gingersnaps
-Hell Raiser 2
-The Blair Witch Project
-The Blair Witch Project 2
-The Thing (1982)
-The Stepfather (2009)
-Frankenstein
-The Others
-Children of the Corn
-House on Haunted Hill (remake)
-The Haunting (both original and remake)
-The Frighteners
-Little Shop of Horrors (original and musical)
-Graveyard Alive!
-Dark Water
-Cloverfield
-Once Bitten
-The Craft
-Sleepy Hollow
-Thirteen Ghosts
-Interview With a Vampire
-Blood Freak
-Bordello of Blood
-Hide and Seek
-30 Days of Night
-Bram Stoker's Dracula
-Repo! the Genetic Opera
-Near Dark
-Let the Right One In (absolutely amazing)
-Martin
-John Carpenter's Vampires
-Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
-Dead Snow
-Day of the Dead (2008 remake)
-Feast
-Re-Animator
-Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
-Dog Soldiers
78 MOVIES SO FAR!
-Case 39
-The Serpent and the Rainbow
-House of the Dead
-The Ruins
-Daybreakers
-The Collector
-The Crazies (2010)
-The Crazies (1973)
-Pandorum (most of it)
-REC
-Grace
-Deadgirl
-Cemetary Man (Dellamorte Dellamore)
-Trick'R Treat
-Dance of the Dead
-Antichrist
-The Hamiltons
-Plague Town
-REC 2
-The Final
-Pontypool
-The Children
100 HORROR MOVIES WATCHED!!!!! (holy shit)
-Dead Alive (Braindead)
-C.H.U.D.
-The Strangers
-Friday the 13th ("remake")
- Drag Me to Hell
-Rosemary's Baby
-Halloween (Rob Zombie remake)
-House of 1000 Corpses
-Spider Baby
-Cube
-Creepshow
-Night of the Living Dead 3D (not in 3D and made in 2007)
-A Haunting in Conneticut
-A Nightmare on Elm St (2009 remake)
- Carnival of Souls
-Night of the Demons (2009 remake)
-Troll 2 (it was intended as a horror movie so it counts)
-House on Haunted Hill (original)
-House of Wax (original)
-Fearless Vampire Killers
-The Zombie Diaries
-Black Christmas (original)
-The Terror (or as the back of the DVD case said "The Error)
-Hostel
-Resident Evil
-Resident Evil 2
-Resident Evil 3
-Let Me In
-American Zombie
-Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
-Session 9
-Last Man on Earth
-The Uninvited (black and white really old movie)
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
-Lost Boys: the Tribe
-Bloody Pit of Horror
136. Can I make it to 200 before the end of the year?
-The People Under The Stairs
-The Wicker Man (1973)
-Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
-Sharktopus
-Seconds Apart
-Insidious
-Jennifer's Body
-Cabin Fever 2
-Fright Night (2011)
-Satanic Rights of Dracula
-The Monster Maker
-I Sell the Dead
-American Psycho
-Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
WOOO 150 Horror Movies!!!!
-Transylmania
-Village of the Damned (80's re-make)
-From Dusk Til Dawn 2
-Freddie Vs. Jason
-Suck
-Carriers
-Dawn of the Dead (original)
-Splice
-The Reaping
-The Dead Next Door
-Day of the Dead
-Nightmare City
-Pet Semetary 2
-Monsters
-Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
-Santa's Slay
-Silent Night, Bloody Night
-Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster
-Trollhunter
-Chillerama
-Attack the Block
-The Innkeepers
-Black Death
-Dogtooth
-Doghouse
-Devil
-Nightmare on Elm Street (original)
-Hatchet
-The Last Exorcism
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
-Resident Evil: Afterlife (4)
-Parasomnia
-Demons (1985)
-White Zombie
-The Loved Ones
-28 Days Later
-The Hidden
-A Little Bit Zombie
-A Bucket of Blood
-House of the Dead (old anthology film, not the terrible zombie movie)
-The Skin I Live In
-Horror Express
-Scream
-The Haunting of Sorority Row (Deadly Pledge)
-Horror of Dracula
-Little Deaths
-Hatchet 2
-Midnight Meat Train
-28 Weeks Later
And drum roll please.....
-The Woman In Black.... NUMBER 200!!!!!!!
-Suspiria
-Night of the Demons 2
-Stakeland
-Nightbreed
-Battle Royale
-Frankenhooker
-Manos: The Hands of Fate
-Blood Shack (The Chooper)
-Cabin in the Woods
-Orphan
-Frozen
-Psycho
-Cujo
-Alien
-Prometheus
-Videodrome
-Darkness
-Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
-The Gathering
-Night Watch
-Day Watch
-Feardotcom
-Paranormal Activity
-The Woman
-Salem's Lot (2004)
-Day of the Triffids (2011? it had Eddie Izzard)
-Resident Evil: Retribution
-V/H/S
-Famine
-The Relic
-The Thaw
-The Hole
-The Stuff
-Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
-Dead Heat
-Exit Humanity
-Idle Hands
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
-Black Sheep
-The Forsaken
-Pirhana 3D
-Jaws
-After.Life
-Treevenge (yes it's a short, but I'm counting it anyways because this is my list and I make the rules)
-Saint
-May
-Martha Marcy May Marlene
-Silent Night (2012)
-Jack Frost
-Detention (the one with Josh Hutcherson)
250, awe yeah
-The Descent
-Shrooms
-Rubber
-Eden Lake
-Martyrs
-The Thompsons
-The Silence of the Lambs
-Melancholia
-Warm Bodies
-A Serbian Film
-They Live
-Atrocious
-The Omen (original)
-Audition
-Teeth
-Leprechaun
-Splinter
-Last House on the Left (remake)
-The Collection
-Evil Dead (2013 baby)
-Final Destination
-The Burning Moon
-AAAAH! Zombies! (Wasting Away)
-Lovely Molly
-ABCs of Death
-Antiviral
-Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh
-Hostel 2
-Event Horizon
-Ju-On
-Quarantine
-Pit and the Pendulum (1991)
-Descendant
-American Mary
-Basket Case
-Basket Case 2
-V/H/S 2
-Father's Day
-Grave Encounters
-Devil's Carnival
-Mother's Day
-Night of the Demons (original)
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Next Generation
-Re-Cut
-Slither
-From Beyond
-The Conjuring
-Excision
-Slugs
-Dead on Film Festival (there were enough shorts to consider it a movie)
300 so far!!
-The Final Destination in 3-D
-The Wicker Cage (It's what I call the Nicholas Cage Wickerman)
-The Chopping Mall
-American Psycho 2 (DO NOT WATCH THIS EVER)
-Insidious Chapter 2
-Piranha DD
-The Shrine
-Human Centipede
-Straw Dogs
-Willow Creek
-A Field In England
-Night of the Creeps
-Nosferatu
-The Fly (original)
-Dracula (original)
-The Wolf Man (original)
-Vampire's Kiss (Have you seen Cage's acting?)
-The Creature From the Black Lagoon
-Maniac (2012)
-The Fly (1986)
-Would You Rather
-Byzantanium
-The Lords of Salem
-The Ninth Gate
-Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie one)

I believe that is 325 thus far, will definitely be up to 400 by next year!

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